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Hey I found some weird facts and stuff and thought that I would share. The first couple are kinda sexist, but I thought that they were interesting and show what kind of ignorant assholes some guys really are. Enjoy!

-Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

-In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

-The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone

-Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

-Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better

-Coca-Cola was originally green

-It is impossible to lick your elbow

-The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

-Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair

-The first novel ever writtem on a typewriter:Tom Sawyer

-In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase....."goodnight, sleep tight"

-What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers have in common? They were all invented by women

-What is the only food that doesn't spoil? Honey

-It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after a wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honeymoon

-In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts...So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." This is where we got the phrase, "mind your P's and Q's"

-Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

-111,111,111 times 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

Ok, I know this last one looks weird, but believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh?

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Hey y'all, back from New England.Once again, I will present this entry in list form to better describe how things went. Here are some memorable moments:

-The 12-hour drive
-the w00ty New England accents
-the massive overabundance of lobster
-being allergic to lobster
-my brother's perfect Miss Piggy and Cookie Monster impressions
-at the beach, these kids built a sand fort with a trench around it. When my bro and I went in it just to fool around, they got all mad at us and I was like, "Hey, this isn't your beach, relax." Anyways, they were real snobs so my dad and I came back to the beach at midnight and completely destroyed their fort. Ah, sweet revenge.
-being on a boat ride and some obnoxious woman was standing and holding her hot chocolate and a huge swell hit the boat and, well, you know what happens next
-the massive overabundance of French-Canadians
-laying on a cold beach
-my brother managing to break the bed in our hotel room
-there was a power outage while we were eating at a restaurant (sound familiar?)
-singing Knights of the Round Table in the car

Well, that's it. I'll be working at the bingo tent tonight at the church reunion, if you wanna come by. I'm sure you'll be pretty preoccupied with HP6, but if you feel like taking a break, well, you won't.

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Hey, I know I haven't been on for the past few weeks. My internet has been screwy and wouldn't let me do anything. Anyways, I'm leaving for New England tomorrow and I'll be gone for about a week. It will be w00ty, being that close to Stephen King. I went to my uncle Larry's retirement party yesterday, and it was actually pretty fun. The DJ or whatever was awesome, and a bit insane, I might add. He liked to dance a little too much to the songs that he was playing. Hey, there was also an open bar, so that's probably the reason. I've been getting over a bit more serious episode of sunburn for the last week. God it hurts, but it's getting better.
Over the past few days I've watched some pretty cool and random movies. Rose Red started off my week, which was w00ty, then I got Secret Window, Dear Frankie (it has Gerry Butler in it *drools*), and I watched Save the Last Dance on T.V. and I'm currently in the process of watching Windtalkers. The Navajo dude is freakin' hot. Well, I'll leave you with that comment. Oh yeah, Fabio was on I Love the 90's yesterday and I busted out laughing so hard that my parents thought I was pitching a fit or something. Ciao!

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Hey I had a somewhat interesting day, and instead of telling about it in paragraph form, I'll just make a list:

1. We (as in me, matt, and dad) melted one of my bro's action figures by taping a firecracker to it
2. My dad burnt the tree stump in my front yard by sticking 8 sparklers in it
3. My dad put the charred remains of the tree stump in my neighbor's wood pile
4. The wood pile subsequently caught fire while we were at the store, almost burnt down my neighbor's house
5. My family and I went to see fireworks at the mall
6. There was a big family of rednecks and they had their home stereo system tied onto the back of their truck
7. They played country and bluegrass music for a while, then switched over to Green Day (?)
8. I rode home in the very back of the car, which was a little bumpy.

And that's all she wrote!

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