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Hey, im excited cuz we, being smeagz, megan, and i are creating new forum thingys. Megan said that she was making two forums, one dedicated to hot guys and another dedicated to none other than fabio! Let's see, today was semi-interesting. We disected a crayfish, (eck) it smelled really bad and the innards were kind of a strange consistency, Aleicia tried to buy me crap, pardon me crepes, rather, i finally finished my graphic design project in fine arts class (w00t) and we played bingo in Spanish with really big numbers. Well, that's all i have to say so i think ill just write out a really big spanish number.

Setecientos cuarenta y dos millones, quinientos treinta y nueve mil, doscientos ochenta y uno.

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Hey, nothing really exciting happened today, but im bored so i feel like posting. Megan kept making up stupid songs about hurting little boys and fabio. Don't ask, i don't know why. Anyways, we also had another interesting conversation. We were talking about what it would be like if we were both stranded on two different tropical islands in the middle of nowhere with fifty or so people and what kind of society we would create. I'll just compare the two:
Mine:
- plentiful food, a complete agricultural system, running water, and domesticated animals
-stone or wooden houses, a palace for me of course to share with my husband gerard butler
-a well-trained army complete with border patrolers and personal guards
-paved streets, ricksha pullers for transportation
-plenty of entertainment, outdoor theaters, a huge volleyball arena, public spectacles like gladiator fights(i would capture citizens from megan's island and force them to fight)
-silk farms and gold/silver supply to make into clothing and jewelry
-i would be ruler of the island, with gerry by my side and have complete control over trade between our islands
Megan's:
-scarce food as a result of megan burning down her forests and killing all of the animals on the island just for fun
-her houses would consist of burnt pieces of bark latched together by vines
-she would have killed her entire army during a bizarre military rally in which she sings her island's national anthem and then opens fire on everyone
-her only export worth selling to my island are large piles of dung on which her kingdom is built, which feed my crops and only make my island better
-her government council would consist of shady serial killers like jeffrey dahmer, ted bundy, and the btk killer
-her co-ruler and spouse would be none other than fabio

And so, if you were on a plane with megan and i and our plane crashed onto a group of islands, who would you rather be with? A person who thinks things out and organizes a society, or a person who destroys everything and everyone just for kicks? Oh yeah, i went there.

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Wow, i can't believe how forgetful i am. I made this whole long post without talking about the best part of my day! Let me begin by saying that megan is a complete weakling. We had an arm wrestling match in geometry class because mr. golish wasn't there today. We started off using our left arms because i thought it would be more fair. Megan's dominant hand is her left, and i am somewhat ambidextrous. Anyway, i creamed her. Then, she tried to cheat by using both arms and i stilled destroyed her with my left arm. I felt proud of myself for a little while, then realized that there really isn't anything to be proud of. So megan, i'm up for a rematch if you ever wanna try again!
Laissez les bons temps rouler!

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OMG today was so funny. It was just one of those days when you think everything is funny. In crafts class, Megan and I were talking about writing a sequel to POTO, with me playing Christine, of course. In it I would dump Raoul (obviously) and I would be "with child", the Phantom being the father, obviously. I know this sounds ridiculous, but it sounded good when we were coming up with it. Then in Biology, me, Dave, Heather, and Brent were all doing knock knock jokes because we were bored.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Little old lady"
"Little old lady who?"
"I didn't know that you could yodel!"
Lame, I know. Smeagz told me one about Michael Jackson, but it is too disturbing, so I won't write it. Oh yeah, Megan decided to make up her own. (Prepare yourself) I'm gonna type out our whole conversation because the whole thing was funny.

C: Hey megan, i'm gonna tell you a knock knock joke, ok? Knock, knock.
M:Knock knock what?
C: Are you freakin' stupid? You're supposed to say "Who's there?"
M: (does stupid laugh) Hey, i have a joke for you!
C: What?
M: Knock knock.
C: Who's there?
M: Orange.
C: Ok, megan, this is the lamest knock knock joke ever. It's so old and i know what you're gonna say! But i'll let you finish anyway, cuz you won't be happy until you do.
C: Orange who?
M: Oranges are fun!

And so, my day went on much like that conversation, stupid yet funny. I learned a cool insult in Lit. class from the movie based on Cyrano. Smeagz will probably tell it to you. And that was my day. Oh yeah, megan wanted me to revise her little Cyrano comparison list in my last post. She wants me to put that they both have weird noses. Ciao!

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Hey, haven't posted in a while. Been too busy doing other stuff and i'm getting bored of my template. The only exciting thing that happened today was that we started Cyrano de Bergerac in Lit.. Thrilling, i know. I actually had a semi-busy weekend. I went shopping w/ Smeagz and spent the night at her house on Fri. - Sat. morning, went to confession cuz my parents made me, went to church, and on Sun. I went driving and went out to eat. And that was my weekend. Well, i think i'll end with a little list that i came up with called Five Reasons that Megan is Like Cyrano de Bergerac : 1.) she's conceited 2.) she likes to duel (have cat fights) 3.) she can sometimes have a sharp wit 4.) she's rich 5.) thinks she has the power to ban people from doing things

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Today has been an interesting day for Megan and I, to say the least. It started off in crafts class, when Megan decided to say some "Russian" jokes. And by the way, she was completly making them up as she went.

(in bad Russian accent)"In America, people buy things with money, but in Soviet Russia, money buy you!" and "In America, people drive past fork in the road, but in Soviet Russia, fork in the road drive over you!"

Comic genius, I know. Oh yeah, she also made the comment that my dad looked like an older version of David Beckham. Geometry class was sooo funny today. Andrew sprayed her w/H2O and she squeeked like a four year old girl. Then, she did a really retarded laugh when the whole class was quiet. Oh, and if you want to hear something really funny, ask her what her grade is.

Ciao!!

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Megan, you're an idiot. I know I say that a lot, but it never hurts to reiterate things considering your bad short term memory. I mean, who forgets to put their name on their Geometry test? And by the way, I never said that Michael Myers is hot. That comment about him was just a stupid spur-of-the-moment kinda thing. No one has ever even seen his face! I am also not a cat muncher. I don't know where the hell you came up w/ that, but it's really weird.

Anyways, Smeagz I need your screen name. Also, if you want to change my layout, feel free. You know what I like, and I trust you to pick a good one.

Well, I thought I'd leave y'all w/ something I came up with after the Geometry test. It's stupid, but all the more reason to put it in my blog!
Top 5 Stupidest Careers (Based on biology class)

1. Genetic counseler
2. Fecal inspector
3. Spider breeder
4. Water company employee
5. Whitney Museum Security Gaurd (I know it's not based on biology, but it is pretty pointless)

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What is it that everything that has to do w/ me has to do w/ water? My sign is Aquarius, the water bearer, I have a strange fetish w/ boats in art class, and on the goddess quiz thing, I am now the water goddess! Don't the stars know that I am aquaphobic? I mean, come on! I almost drowned twice in my life and fate someone still links me w/ water.
Anyways, enough of my rambling. I just got two new musical obsessions in the last two days - Norah Jones and the Moulin Rouge soundtrack. Don't ask me why, I'm not exactly sure why myself.
Geometry is death. We have a test tomorrow and Mr. Golish hasn't been in school the last three days to teach us anything, and I don't have a clue of what I'm doing. The Lit test could be killer too, but it shouldn't be that bad w/ notes/study guides.
Well, I gots to go. I'm gonna used the bad grammar cuz mine brain are fried.

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PAST-
first grade teacher's name: Ms. Trentini
last phrase you said: "Sing, my angel of music!" (trying to get Hannah to speak)
last song you sang: Yankee Doodle w/Smeagz
last thing you laughed at: Brad P. and Andrew making fun of Megan
last time you cried: when I saw POTO
PRESENT.-
what's in your cd player: Greenday: American Idiot
what color socks are you wearing: not wearing socks
what's under your bed: random assorted crap
what time did you wake up today: 6.
FUTURE.-
what is your career going to be: Smeagz's court paintress or graphic designer
where are you going to live: England-
how many kids do you want: 4- twin boys, another boy, and a girl (don't ask me how I know this - you wouldn't understand)
what kind of car will you drive: Toyota something
CURRENT.-
current hair: long, dark, perfectly straight, BORING
current clothes: purple t-shirt, jeans, undergarments, jewelry- two pairs of earrings and a charm bracelet
current annoyance: my bro wants to get on the computer
current smell: my lip gloss
current longing: to kill someone
current desktop picture: gerry butler!!!!!
current worry: test in bio and memorizing geo theorems
current dislike: geometry
story behind your username: cobalt is the secret language between Smeagz and I and also one of my favorite colors, and Deagz is my nickname
current favorite article of clothing: my discount Armani t-shirt
favorite physical feature on a boy: smile
line from the last thing you wrote to someone: "Hey, it's Michael Myers as a kid!" (e-mail to Smeagz)
i am happiest when: I'm peaceful or talking to friends
do you think too much: in geometry because I have to
if you could live anywhere in the world, where: NYC or England
what makes you mad: people w/too much pride/preps
favorite way to waste time: Computer and reading-
what is your best quality: creativity
are in currently in love/lust: w/ multiple unattainable actors
do you find it hard to trust people: I don't trust male doctors for some reason, maybe it's because they make me think of Hannibal Lector
favourite season: fall because of Halloween
favorite colour: cerulean and cobalt blue, basically just blue, but I like to sound smart
favorite time of day: Night. (Hums Music of the Night)
LAST.-
last thing you had to drink: milk
last thing you ate: raisins
last time you smiled: A few minutes ago-
last time you laughed: in school
last person you hugged: Lauren A.
last person you kissed: I'm not affectionate grrrr.
last person you talked to online: i'm TI (from now on that means Technically Inferior)
last person you talked to on the phone: my grandma
DO YOU.-
smoke: Gross!-
do drrugs: Last I checked, no-
drink: ask Aleicia
Single?: Yeah
Want to be?: asleep
Your birthday: January 27
Age you act: most adults say I act older, so 18
Age you wish you were: I like my age
Your height: it says 5''4'' on my permit because they have to round off half inches
The color of your eyes?: brown w/faint hazel
Happy with it?: Yeah, whatever
The color of your hair: dark brown
Happy with it?: yeah
Left/right/ambidextrous?: ambidextrous
Peircings?: two holes in each ear
Tattoos?: No
Obsessions?: Computer, friends, reading, music, graphics, movies, evil guys
Do you speak another language?: Spanish, a bit of French and Italian and Latin and even a bit of Polish
Do you have a webpage?: My blog
Do you live in the moment?: not really
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Sometimes
Do you have any secrets?: none that I can think of
Do you haate yourself?: Nah
Do you like your handwriting?: it's really messy, dark, and big, so no
Do you have any bad habits?: I used to bite my nails, but I quit so now I bite my lip
What's your biggest fear?: drowning, and condiments (Don't laugh, you know I hate mayo!)
Can you sing?: depends on the song, sometimes I can create a random alto part to a song
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: There’s no point, so no
Are you a loner?: I guess
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I probably wouldn't know that I exist
Are you a daredevil?: when I'm w/Smeagz
Are you passive or aggressive?: Passive
There three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose?: creativity
How do you vent?: I write, read or draw/sketch random stuff
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yeah, sure
Do you think life has been good so far?: It could be a hell of a lot worse
Do people know how you feel?: My best friends do sometimes, but most of the time I keep it all inside
Are you perceived wrongly?: Usually
Smoke?: I still don’t
Do drrugs?: No
Read the newspaper?: comics and other random stuff
Pray?: when I need help, and when it is raining at Kennywood (my brother and I have the power of divine intervention)
Go to church?: yeah
Talk to strangers who IM you?: TI
Sleep with stuffed animals?: if you count pillows as a new species of animal
Take walks in the rain?: i hate being wet
Drive?: permit
Like to drive fast?: when I'm going down hills I drive like a bat out of hell
HAVE YOU EVER...
Liked your voice?: I guess
Hurt yourself?: Yeah, probably
Been out of the country?: Canada!
Eaten something that made other people sick?: I ate wood chip carvings in Crafts Class (Megan dared me)
Burped?: Ew, but yes
Been in love?: No
Done drrugs?: Nah, not interested
Gone skinny dipping?: never gone dipping period
Had a surgery?: in my mouth when I swallowed a sharp beaded necklace when I was 5
Ran away from home?: Only for a short while, never longer than a few hours
Gotten beaten up?: by my dog
Been picked on?: Always
Been on stage?: Yeah
Been outdoors?: every once in a while when it is cloudy
Pulled an all-nighter?: yeah
Gone one day without food?: Yeah
Talked on the phone all night?: No
Slept all day?: Yes
Killed someone?: no, but i have fantasies
Made out with a stranger?: No
Had 's' (as Lindsay would call it) with a stranger?: Huh?
Thought you're going crazy?: I am crazy
Been betrayed?: yes
Had a dream that came true?: my dreams are too surreal
Broken the law?: I got in trouble w/museum security when I took illegal pictures in the Met
Met a famous person?: Pitts. Penguins hockey players
To ask you out?: Justin R. in 6th grade
To make you cry?: the phantom
To brighten up your day?: my cousin Stacy
That you thought about?: I don't remember my thoughts
You saw a movie with?: Megan and Smeagz *hums POTO*
You talked to on the phone?: my grandma
You talked to through IM?: TI
You saw?: my bro
You thought was completely insane?: Megan
You wanted to be?: Andre Linoge's protege
You told off?: Matt
You trusted?: Lauren
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THAT YOU…
Smiled?: not long ago
Laughed?: a couple hours ago
Cried?: a month or so ago
Bought something?: does lunch count?
Danced?: I have three left legs, four right arms and an extra head growing out of my back
Were sarcastic?: I hope you realized that the previous line was sarcasm
Hugged someone?: don't remember
Watched your favorite movie?: I don’t have a fave, there are too many to choose from
Had a nightmare?: my dreams never scare me, so I guess I've never had one
Talked on the phone?: last weekend
Watched TV?: last night
Went out?: went to the mall w/mom
Helped someone?: helped my bro w/ his English project yesterday
Were mean?: whenever I'm w/Megan
Sang?: today I sang Yankee Doodle w/Smeagz
Saw a movie in a theater?: umm…I think it was Jan 28 with Smeagz and Megan
Said "I love you”?: I already told you, I'm not affectionate
Missed someone?:when Smeagz was on vacation
Fought with a family member?: an hour ago
Fought with a friend?: Megan and I did some serious fighting in NYC
Had a serious conversation?: depends on what you call serious
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yeah.
Who is your best friend?: Smeagz, Megan, and I guess I would count Lauren
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: See above answer
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Don't put off till tomorrow what you can put off till next week
Your favorite inside joke?: OMG, waaaaaaaaay too many!
Thing you're picked on most about?: getting perfects on tests
Who's your longest known friend?: Lauren
Newest?: Elisa
Shyest?: I have no shy friends, unfortunately
Funniest?: We all are
Sweetest?: while Smeagz can be sweet to me, I guess in general my sweetest friend has to be Lauren
Closest?: Smeagz and Megan
Weirdest?: Megan
Smartest?: Megan (just kidding) It's Smeagz-she's an evil genius
Ditziest?: Megan! (not kidding this time)
Friends you miss being close to the most?: I have no idea
Who are you on the phone with most?: Smeagz
Who do you trust most?: Smeagz, Lauren, and most of the time Megan
Who listens to your problems?: All of em (muchas grandes mwas to all my great friends! I love you all so much!)
Who do you fight most with?: Megan, especially in museums
Who's the nicest?: All of em
Who's the most outgoing?: Aleicia
Who's the best singer?: We're all pretty mediocre when it comes to singing
Have you ever thought of 's' (as Lindsay would call it, it's just so much fun to say) with a friend?: Huh?
Who's your second family?: Smeagz's fam
Do you always feel understood?: No
Who's the loudest friend?: Megan
Do you trust others easily?: usually no
Who's house were you last at?: Megan's, watching Halloween R.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: i feel safe in close proximity to my dad, because he has a gun
Do your friends know you?: Not at all *snorts*
Friend that lives farthest away: old friend Brittney something, I don't even know where she lives anymore
Love and All That.
Do you consider love a mistake?: No
What do you find romantic?: when guys aren't afraid to say I love you
Turn-on?: dark, mysterious personalities that are hard to figure out
Turn-off?: anything gross, plus pride
First kiss?: hahaha
If someone u had no interest in someone who had interest in dating u how would u feel?: I could grow to like them, maybe, possibly
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them: How would you not know someone before dating them?
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a chick 2 ask a guy out?: Nah, this is fine the way it is
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: Probably, I don’t remember
Do you think the opposite gender finds you good looking?: If they do, I have no idea. It's not like I go around asking guys
What is best about the opposite gender?: they like to drive more
What is the worst thing about the opposite gender?: some are obsessed w/sex
What's the last present someone gave you?: my mom bought me the Greenday CD
Are you in love?: No
Do you consider your significant other hot?: if you're talking about Gerard Butler, then hell yeah
Preschool.
Did you have preschool? no
One year or two?: no, none
Did you enjoy it?: obviously I couldn’t have since I didn’t go
Could you spell your name by then?: If my parents thought I was smart enough not to go to preschool, then probably
Could you buckle your cordoroy overalls?:ick!
Were you an emo crybaby?: definitely not
Did you have show and tell? no
What did you bring?: didn’t go to preschool, therefore, didn’t have show and tell.
Kindergarten.
Did you loathe the schoolbus?: i don't remember, but probably because i still loathe it now
Did you ever scream and cry and grab for your mom?: no, I liked school
Did you have a kids tv show themed backpack?: I think I might have had Winnie the Pooh
Were you afraid of the bathroom?: the bathroom is where you go to get outta class!!
Do you remember the field trips?: no, that was ages ago
Do you remember ANYTHING about kindergarten?: I went to the wrong room the first day and my teacher Mrs. Mollura always yelled at me
Were you the kid who tied the other kid's shoes, or did people tie yours?: I had velcro shoes, so I fastened my own, thank you very much!
1st Grade.
Did you memorize all those stupid clapping songs? Clean up! Clean up! Everybody do your share! (repeat, with clapping)
Are you still chummy with your friends from first grade?: Lauren is the only one
What kind of people did they turn out to be?: still cool enough for me to like them
What was your playground ritual?: run around like an idiot, fall off the monkey bars and get stuck in the tube slide while creating enough static electricity to power the school
Moment of glory?: getting so sick on the merry-go-round to throw up
Ever pee yourself?: gross!
Were you an early bloomer or a late bloomer?: for what?
2nd Grade.
Love or loathe story time?: love ^_^
Have you seen your second grade teacher in awhile?: haven’t gone up that way in ages…
Did you sneak some of your snack out of your desk before snacktime?: All my food was practicallly gone by snacktime
Who were your best friends?: I don't remember exactly, but it was probably Lauren, Emily Shaffer, and a few random other people that are now delinquents (sp?)
Girl/Boy Scouts?: never
3rd Grade.
Was third grade a short year to you?: no, it took forever becuase I always got in trouble by Mrs. Roccio for talking
Did you feel like a big shot finally being in elementary school?: I....guess?
Ever pick on anybody?: yeah
Were you picked on?: of course
Were you a bookworm or an anti-reader?: bookworm, still am.
4th Grade.
What was the worst trouble you got into in 4th grade?: I think it was Brittney H. and I that got in trouble for going into the woods at recess
Best friends..same or different?: different
Were the field trips satisfactory?: Harrisburg was cool
How was your first encounter with the nurse about puberty?: that was 5th grade for us
Did boys still suck?: I had a lot of guy friends, actually
5th Grade.
Did you pick on the younger kids?: Duh
What was your style?: a multitude of flowered jeans and Backstreet Boyz T-shirts (I was like some kind of new-age hippie)
What was your favorite color?: yellow
Is your haircolor the same as it was in fifth grade?: Yup
Who was your favorite musician?: several boy bands
Were you good with book reports?: Yeah
What did you do at recess?: My friends and I were in some kind of morbid stage, so we walked around trying to look for ghosts (??)
Were you liked/popular?: more than I am now!
Were you a rebel or a conformist?: rebel, I guess.
6th Grade.
Was being at the bottom of the food chain again totally nerve racking?: I didn't really care
How were those awkward preteen years?: as awkward as the teenage years are
Were you ever picked on?: yeah, Tyler called me Mangle Fang before I got my braces
Were you afraid to go to the bathroom?: What is it with the "afraid of the bathroom" questions? I'm never afraid to go to the bathroom! It's necessary for bodily functions!
What did you care about most?: grades
7th Grade.
How were your grades in the 7th, better or worse?: Same
Did anything change for you in 7th?: Different people in my classes
Pick up any activities?: I really started to like art
Pick on the 6th graders?: of course
Befriend the 8th graders?: Yeah.
8th Grade.
Top of the food chain once again! How was it?: Brilliant
Did you hang out with the older kids?: some
How were your grades?: same as every other year
Were you a popular kid?: Not anymore
Did you enjoy 8th grade?: Definately! It's when the great Deagol and Smeagol saga began
9th Grade
Were you afraid of upperclassmen?: No
Were you friends with any older kids?: a few
Were you stylin?: I almost care
Did you think you knew it all?: no, and I still don't
Did your parents suck?: they're ok
Do they still?: yeah, they still ok
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot Cinnamon Niagra
SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied Cricket Johnstown (LOL)
"FLY GAL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name C. Scho - kinda sounds like "seashore"
DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen Lucky Charms Windex
DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School Puppy Richland
BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink Chips Propel
SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived Suzanne West Elm
ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On Nibbles Tener
ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celebrity Daquiri Marsters
[10 Bands/Artists you've seen live] Alright, since I'm completely pathetic, I'm going to type the top 10 bands/artists that I would like to see 10. Broadway Musical - Hairspray (LOL Megan would understand this) 9. Broadway Musical - POTO 8. B.M. - Les Miserables 7. Lord of the Dance! 6. Charlotte Church 5. Green Day 4. the Dragostea Din Tea band (Numa Numa Dance LOL) 3. JOSH GROBAN 2. JOSH GROBAN 1. J O S H G R O B A N
[09 Things you're looking forward to]1. Getting my license!! 2. Honors Chem. next year 3. going to New England 4. when POTO comes out on DVD 5. summer 6. getting done w/ my art project (grrr... Mr. Pozun isn't helping out w/this one) 7. Kennywood 8. getting stuff for Aimz (even though I don't know her 9. GETTING DONE WITH THIS SURVEY!
08 Things You Wear Daily]1. underwear 2. charm bracelet 3. earrings 4. glasses 5 black shoes 6. makeup 7. my gray stone necklace 8. clothes
[06 Things You Touch Every Day]1. my CD player 2. my coat 3. myself (not in that way, perv) 4. my dog 5. my bed 6. food
[05 Things You Do Every Day]1. nothing 2. go on computer 3. play w/dog 4. yell at my brother 5. this survey
[04 People You'd Want to Spend More Time or Hang out With]1. my bff's 2. my cousins 3. Hannah (yes, she counts as a person) 4. myself
[03 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over]1. any horror movie 2. X2 3. Timeline (G.B.!!!)
[02 Of Your Favorite CD's At This Moment]1. POTO soundtrack 2. Greenday American Idiot
Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With]1. too many to just pick one!!

I'm done! I'm done! I'm done! I'm done! (starts singing horribly) The hills are alive w/the sound of music!! La la la la la la la! That's the only line I know from the song!!! La la la la laaaaaaaaaaa!

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America is supposed to be a place of justice, order, and fairness. Also included in that list should be ridiculous laws that are not enforced. I swear these are all true! I found them on DumbLaws.com. These are the Pennsylvania ones...


It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.


You may not sing in the bathtub.

Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.


City Laws
Allentown Laws
There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.

Bensalem Laws
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.

Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.

Carlisle Laws
In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.

Connellsville Laws
One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.

Danville Laws
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

Millville Laws
The sale of alcohol is prohibited.


One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.


Morrisville Laws
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

Newtown Laws
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.


Pittsburgh Laws
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.


It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.

Ridley Park Laws
You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.


Tarentum Laws
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.

No one listened at 5:56 PM

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Hey, was it you Smeagz that told me the name of that badger website with the stupid song on it? You know the one that goes "badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger mushroom! mushroom!
Snake! A Snake! Oooohh, it's a snake!"
Scary.
I can't remember if it was you Smeagz, or Tuls. I'm thinking Tuls, but I'm not sure. Oh well, it doesn't matter. I found some pretty funny jokes online when I was searching for my quote for Cultures (waste of my life) class. They're pretty long and stupid, but I'm sure you'll enjoy them!
Edit by Smeagz: Yup, that was me! Def not Tuls, you think she's that awesome?

A man was telling friends how first-aid classes had prepared him for an emergency.
'I saw a woman hit by a car,' he said. 'She had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture.' 'How horrible! What did you do?'
'Thanks to my first-aid training I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting.'


The Queen visits a mental hospital and goes to the first ward. The first patient she sees is sitting up and with his left hand he seems to be grabbing something from the air.
She asks, "What are you doing?"
The patient replies, "I'm taking the stars from the sky!"
She then proceeds over to the second patient and he seems to be inserting something into the air.
She asks, "What are you doing love?"
The second patient replies, "I'm putting the stars back in the sky!"
Finally she reaches the third patient and he's sitting up pretending he's a rally driver and is making high speed noises.
She asks him, "What the hell are you up to?"
The patient replies, "I'm trying to get away from these two nutters, they're fuckin' mental!"

Judi reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes / No answers.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, takes a quarter out of her purse. She starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for heads and "No" for tails.Within 30 minutes she's all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period, Judi again frantically starts flipping the coin again.The moderator, concerned about what she's doing, stops by and asks if she's ok."Oh yes, I'm fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago -- but, " explaining the frantic coin tossing, "I'm going back thru and checking my answers!"

No one listened at 10:02 PM

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Hey I just thought I would sum up a meaningless day with some meaningless conversations between Megan, Smeagz, and I.

M: (trying to be poetic) The stars yearn for the sun...
D: The sun is a star you retard.

(Note: Smeagz and I staged this whole conversation before it happened)
S & D: Hey Megan, are you stupid?
M: No
S: Then what are you?
M: Stupid. (Does stupid laugh)

(This one's from a long time ago)
M: Hey Christine, what's grape juice?
D: It's the juice of grapes, dumbass.

No one listened at 3:33 PM

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woooohoooo! I passed my permit test! Just barely! (does false self-assuring laugh). I missed three questions, including the first one. I was freakin' panicking throughout the whole test after that. Anyways, I went driving around parking lots w/ my dad for about two hours today. I feel bad, because I think I gave him a severe case of whiplash when I slammed on the brakes too hard. I'm so tired right now. I went to school today, which was long and tedious, I went to take my permit test, which completely fried my nerves, I helped my dad w/ yard work, which completely killed my back, and I went driving, which almost killed my dad.
Anyways, I miss my Smeagz. When you read this when you get back, please post on your or my blog or something. This week has been soooo boring w/out you. I miss copying your homework and goofing off in study hall. (And God knows Matt Rundorff isn't exactly a bundle of fun). And Megan, if you read this, you really need to update your blog. You've had the same freakin' post on there for like a week now.

Well, I would just like to extend a warning to all those who might be on the road in the near future. Because remember, I'm named after a car that killed people. Ye be warned...

No one listened at 8:50 PM

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My Friends

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About Me

Wishes
- To be a famous artist or writer

Loves
- Art
- Evil guys
- Music
- Other stuff

CSI!!!

Stephen King Fan!

Music
- Josh Groban
- "Slim Shady"
- Soundtracks
- Other Random stuff
- Moulin Rouge
- Green Day
- Frou Frou
- Kelly Clarkson
- Michael Buble
- Black Eyed Peas
- Kanye West